Rufus: what did you have for dinner tonight?
Scruffy: dog food again!
Rufus: me too! It's a conspiracy I swear. they have all this tasty food but they feed us pieces of who knows what
Scruffy: the bag says it's chicken flavor but I don't know what kind of chicken these idiots have been eating. It's nasty, man
Rufus: you're preaching to the choir, dude. Oh how was your date with martha?
Scruffy: we found some garbage and I let her eat almost all of it but she wouldn't put out. What a bitch!
Rufus: you win some you lose some. That's just the way it is
Scruffy: dog food again!
Rufus: me too! It's a conspiracy I swear. they have all this tasty food but they feed us pieces of who knows what
Scruffy: the bag says it's chicken flavor but I don't know what kind of chicken these idiots have been eating. It's nasty, man
Rufus: you're preaching to the choir, dude. Oh how was your date with martha?
Scruffy: we found some garbage and I let her eat almost all of it but she wouldn't put out. What a bitch!
Rufus: you win some you lose some. That's just the way it is
