write a porn plot right now

Okay I wrote this instead of sleeping. This is sexy I hope
Guy and girl are watching a movie in bed. Girl tells guy she’s tired and wants to go to sleep. Guy is Relieved and tells girl he is asexual. Girl now feels a pressure to have sex with him bc she can’t. Next day tells guys to watch her have sex thinking he will get jealous. Guy tells her hes only a voyeur when he’s watching house hunters. In fact guy remembers house hunters is on now. It might even be house hunters international. Girl would rather watch house hunters than have sex bc she’s not a freak. Other guy has never watched house hunters so they all sit down to watch it. The end