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write a porn plot right now
Okay I wrote this instead of sleeping. This is sexy I hope
Guy and girl are watching a movie in bed. Girl tells guy she’s tired and wants to go to sleep. Guy is Relieved and tells girl he is asexual. Girl now feels a pressure to have sex with him bc she can’t. Next day tells guys to watch her have sex thinking he will get jealous. Guy tells her hes only a voyeur when he’s watching house hunters. In fact guy remembers house hunters is on now. It might even be house hunters international. Girl would rather watch house hunters than have sex bc she’s not a freak. Other guy has never watched house hunters so they all sit down to watch it. The end
You know how they say “we know you like to look” in that one house hunters...
You know how they say “we know you like to look” in that one house hunters commercial?
That inspired me
imanic replied to your post: write a porn plot right now best porn plot ever. why don’t i ever see...
imanic replied to your post: write a porn plot right now
best porn plot ever. why don’t i ever see this on pornhub?
It’s on pbs
house hunters international is always so amazing
Unless it’s an annoying american couple who want to buy a tacky vacation home
ya that's true and usually they complain too much and want such big space
Yeah and they love beige and don’t want the things that make the houses unique to the area
yup. did you watch the ones that appeared today with the guy dressed like a try-hard nerd and his wanna be zoey deschanel wife. when the realtor got angry with them about the kitchen i laughed hard. i sound like the biggest faggot just saying that...
I didn’t see it. I turned hgtv on but holmes on homes was on and I don’t like that show. There was a marathon earlier right?
I feel like I would be really good friends with some of you irl but friends who are really mean to...
I feel like I would be really good friends with some of you irl but friends who are really mean to each other
ya there was a marathon you missed out big time lol
My mom was having a party but I did see part of the svu marathon
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My aunt got a new dog and she said he had brutus brown eyes and...
My aunt got a new dog and she said he had brutus brown eyes and I almost cried
He was my bff poor baby
That’s me being cute with my bff
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uoki: Comme des Garçons A/W ‘11
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One of the moms on toddlers & tiaras is an extreme couponer!!!
One of the moms on toddlers & tiaras is an extreme couponer!!!